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Public Access Commercial

Molly Hale — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:10:24 +0000

Weird Al loves 99 Cent Whore

Molly Hale — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:30:55 +0000

Weird Al recently checked out 99 Cent Whore’s CD and had the following to say about it….

Holy Whore Trivia, Web-Fan!!! – Weird Al Yankovic and actress Mary Birdsong (close personal friend of the 99 Cent Whore) BOTH appeared in the Rob Zombie movie “Halloween 2.” Could it have been THEN, in his movie star trailer, that Weird Al first heard the plaintive cry of the 99 Cent Whore’s singing, as it poured the window of his trailer from the stereo in Birdsong’s trailer? Only Rob Zombie knows….

Pics from Night School video Shoot

Molly Hale — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:20:16 +0000

Shot the video for “Night School” which you can hear here. See awesome pics from the shoot below. Thanks to everyone who came out to help!

Mary on “Alternative to Sleeping”

Molly Hale — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:46:31 +0000

“Alternative to Sleeping” on ComedyPipe.com is the only radio show (east coast) that is devoted entirely to standup/comedy. Ethan Ullman runs the show and will be playing a lot of 99 Cent Whore songs to help me promote “99 Cent Whore” the rock musical. (Coming soon!)

There are a number of awesome options for listening online. See them after the break.

1. You can listen to the audio feed of it at www.wcdbfm.com/listenlive.aspx or you can get linked directly to the feed by going to ethanullman.com/listen. **from 11:59 pm – 2 am EST, 9 pm – 11 pm PST**
(These bring you to live feeds, so they will only have Ethan on when his show’s actually on.)

2. The show is broadcast as a video feed on comedypipe.com where people can both watch and listen live, as well as contribute to a live chat with Ethan. The broadcasts are saved, and are replayed on occasion and after a few days are available as an on-demand option on the site.

3. The final place to hear the show is on iTunes. On the top left, there is a option that says “radio”. By clicking on that, you can get to radio feeds on iTunes. The show will be live on two different iTunes radio feeds, and can be accessed by going to:

iTunes>Radio>Comedy>Comedy Pipe or iTunes>Radio>College Radio>WCDB Albany

99CW is Pop-Rock Candy Mountain’s Artist of the Week

Molly Hale — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:25:58 +0000

99 Cent Whore was interviewed by PopRockCandyMountain.com as their Artist of the week!

You can see the full article here or just read after the jump.
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Artist of the Week: 99 Cent Whore

July 9, 2008

10 Questions With 99 Cent Whore

1: Why don’t we get drunk and screw?

I’m all for it, except for the first half of that sentence. See…. as a 99 cent WHORE (professional sex maker), I pride myself on never drinking on the job. It’s a strict policy I’ve had to enforce with all my employees (me). Also, if we get DRUNK and screw,
I’d have to show up in a church basement somewhere in east LA afterwards and drink shitty coffee and raise my hand and tell a bunch of strangers about it (I’d probably say something like “Why oh why did i do that? 9 years down the terlet! Fuck!!!!”)

Then they’d all nod their heads condescendingly and say “keep coming back.” So let’s skip the get drunk part and just SCREW.
Let’s leave the sloppy blackout sex to the amateurs. And besides… being a professional sex-maker and all, you are gonna wanna
be stone cold sober so you can remember the amazing shit i do. I am THAT good. Then again… if they are selling cheap pitchers
of piss water beer and you’re buyin’? um…

2: How deep is your love?

5.35 inches in depth. .75 inches in diameter. Don’t ask me for metric, cuz that shit is for COMMIE FAGS.

3: Who’s gonna ride your wild horses?

Probably Lorne Michaels. or Clint Eastwood. Or Michael Landon. I’ve seen em all do it on the TEE VEE and they know how to do it. Either one of them or… wait. Fuck that. Maybe one of those pretty ballerina type ladies from the circus who stand on a horse
in a tutu and twirl around while it’s goin’ 50 miles an hour. I bet Clint Eastwood couldn’t do all that bad-ass horse riding he does in a tutu and toe shoes. So EAT it, tough guy. I wanna see u DANCE.

4: Why can’t I be you?

It’s an expensive operation, and would take a lot of therapy, but we should talk.

5: What have you done for me lately?

This fuckin’ questionnaire, that’s what. This list of questions is almost as long as the dumb-ass “e-harmony” bullshit they made me full out just so i could get a bunch of lame messages from 50 year old bald fat men in Ohio wearing Bill Cosby sweaters who think they are ’spontaneous and fun!”

6: Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad?

Cuz if it weren’t, there’d be no Dolly Parton songs.

7: Man, I Feel Like A Woman.

Oh my god me too!!!!

8: She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy. Do you?

You’re “John Deere 9500 combine” is DANGEROUS it’s so sexy. All i can think about is that super-fine chaff-spreader of yours having it’s way with me.

9: Do you think you could take someone to F.I.S.T. City?

I’m not allowed within a 100 mile radius of F.I.S.T. city anymore since…. the incident.

10: Do you have Two Tickets To Paradise? (Has Eddie Money ever been in the store?)

i THOUGHT I did, but the motherfucker didn’t tell me about all the bullshit fine print RULES and disclaimers that he so CONVENIENTLY forgot to write about in the lyrics to his dumb-ass song…. see for yourself. Check out the fucked-up “fine print” verse that the label made him cut out of his catchy pop tune so they wouldn’t get sued: “Passengers who do not obtain a boarding pass and are not present and available for boarding in the departure gate area at least ten minutes prior to scheduled departure time may have their reserved space to PARADISE cancelled and will not be eligible for denied boarding compensation.”

FUCK YOU EDDIE!!!!!! And you’re crazy if you think I’m gonna give you extra bottles of Brut cologne and a hand job in the stock room of the 99 cent store again the next time you come in. Which will be… when exactly?